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Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Parental Prevarication

See the guy in the background? That's Dad. Entertaining the troops.
Foreground, the troops. 
My Father-In-Law (hereinafter known as ‘Dad’) was a farmer.
A good farmer. In over fifty years of dry land farming, he only failed to bring in a crop once.
And that was during a great drought year, when no one brought in anything.
He was careful and meticulous.
Smart and efficient.
With a great sense of humour.
And prevarication. (real word)
These last two weren’t always appreciated by the next generation.
Let me offer a couple of examples . . .
The drive from Fort Macleod to the largest nearby city, Lethbridge, was a distance of about thirty miles.
Not a great distance, but an uneventful, rather boring, ride.
At least it was for the boys who had tagged along.
Halfway between the two destinations was the small hamlet of Monarch.
And there, at the side of the road in Monarch, was a gas station.
With a pop machine.
On really good days . . . really, really good days . . . Dad would pull in to the station and purchase–at the great price of seven cents–a bottle of pop for each of the boys.
Would it be a great surprise if I mentioned that said boys wanted every trip to Lethbridge to be a really good day? And end with a stop for pop?
Probably not.
On the days when the gas station appeared . . . and then disappeared just as quickly, a small head would bob up from the back seat. “Da-ad! I wanted a pop!”
To which Dad would reply, “The well at home is brimming with pop!”
At first, this stumped the boys. Their well had pop? How had they missed that?!
Then they realized that he was simply ‘putting them off’.
“Da-ad! The well’s full of water!!!”
*  *  *
See?
Dad was also known for his store of treats. Something saved for a rainy day.
And called, interestingly enough, ‘Rainy Days’ (told here.).
Usually when his kids clamoured for a treat, he could slip into his bedroom and come out with a bag of candies. Or chocolates. Or, on a good day, licorice.
But sometimes, he would be caught somewhere other than home, without a treat in the landscape.
On those occasions, he improvised.
Picking up a small rock, he would hand it to whichever kid was making the most noise and say, “Here, suck on this. The flavour will come.”
My Husby hasn’t told me how many times Dad did this.
Dozens.
And the kids actually tried.
At least once.
Each.
Yep. A sense of humour (and prevarication).
Some Dads just have it.

4 comments:

  1. Sounds like a good dad as well as a good farmer!

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  2. Some dads do indeed have it. And fortunately hand it on.

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  3. Placing a pebble in the mouth doesn't bring any flavour as we all know, but it does somehow increase the amount of saliva, so the trick was often used by indigenous peoples when crossing a desert or other area with little to no water available. I imagine it would have been a temporary measure at best and if one were stranded in a desert for many days a life was still at risk.

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  4. I love innovative thinkers - he seems to have the art of fobbing off (as we refer to prevarication) down to a tee!

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